A Propensity for
Nonsense
“I’ll come no more behind your scenes, David; for the
silk stockings and white bosoms of your actresses excite my amorous
propensities.”
Dr Samuel Johnson
“I’ll have no more to do with epidemiologists because
their obsessions with propensities excite my sarcastic tendencies.”
Dr Guernsey McPearson
What is the point of our personnel department? They keep on sending me these invitations by email to go on non-courses. For example
Hi
We note that you have not yet enrolled for one of our gender-awareness courses. There are several opportunities coming up soon that are too good to miss. Just click on the link below and enroll. It’s that easy. Enjoy!
Bestest
Lindsay
Human Resources
Dear Miss or Mrs Bestest,
I have a passable acquaintance with German and French and know that the former has three genders but that the latter has two. Apart from French, I cannot claim any knowledge of Romance languages but I understand from Mrs McPearson that the situation in Italian is very similar but that nouns of the masculine gender are further divided. On the other hand, I have decided that the details of genders of nouns and their declensions in the Slavonic languages must forever remain a closed book to me. I have thus decided that I have achieved as much awareness of genders as is necessary to function in everyday life and, indeed, to discharge my duties at Pannostrum Pharmaceuticals for the foreseeable future. Therefore, in order to maximise the use of my very personal human resources, I shall not be signing up for any of these courses. Should the situation change in the future I shall certainly let the personnel department know.
Yours sincerely
Dr G McPearson
Biostatistics
As you can tell from this example, and might in any case guess, I am a dab hand at declining these invitations tactfully, so that however irritating they are, their impact on me personally is minimal. Unfortunately, however, this does not mean that personnel are harmless. They also handle our system of ‘personal development profiles’ (PDPs). That’s fine for me. I resolutely refuse to stick anything in them as goals for the year that has not to do with learning more statistics or attending conferences or possibly advanced courses. However, others with whom I come into contact also have PDPs and, unfortunately, Harvey Puffer has put, ‘learning more about statistics,’ as a personal goal.
I have tried to persuade Personnel that we should never send medics on external statistics courses but instead have them attend the rather fine, though I say so myself, in-house course that I have given from time to time at Pannostrum, enlivened as it is with a sprinkling of, witty remarks. Example:
Q. Why is medical
education like making butter? A. Because you take the cream and make it thick.
However, it seems that, personnel have had the odd complaint
about my sarcasm and attitude by physicians attending these courses and more
and more are being sent elsewhere. Anyway, this year
‘Ah
‘Not quite in those terms, Harvey, but I think I know what you are talking about and I like the name. Between you and me, Harvey, let it forever be known as the proclivity score.’
‘Confound all
epidemiologists is one of my mottos. A whole cohort of epidemiologists
couldn’t convince me that there was a case for preferring the proclivity score
to analysis of covariance. Let’s not forget,
‘I accept the compliment,
‘Whoa whoa. Wait a minute,
‘Well,
‘Got, that
‘Now, suppose that we observed some demographics as you call them at baseline and decide to adjust for them. Under what circumstances would you expect it to make no difference to the estimate if you adjusted for a given demographic variable. To make it easy let’s suppose it was a binary demographic variable.’
‘Quite right,’ I said ‘and if this binary covariate were balanced, the proportion of patients under active and under placebo would be identically 0.5 whatever the value of the binary covariate.’
‘Well this proportion is the probability that a randomly drawn patient of a given type will be found to be on active treatment and the proclivity score approach is to stratify by this probability. So in this case, since every patient has a proclivity score of 0.5 there is just one stratum and effectively you can ignore the covariate.’
‘Well that makes sense. If the covariate is balanced we don’t need to adjust for it.’
‘Au contraire,’ I
said, thus implicitly using the fact that the gender of contraire is masculine. ‘We will come back to that. But what about the second of my conditions? Under what other
circumstance would it make no difference to the treatment estimate if I
adjusted or not? Just to help you,
‘Excellent,
‘You lost me there somewhere,
‘Yes, I was trying to say that,
‘OK. But I can’t see what your objection to this proclivity thing is in that case. Surely you don’t need to adjust for something that is perfectly balanced.’
‘Well, imagine we have a placebo-controlled parallel group design in which we think there will be a great difference between centres and we can only have two patients per centre. How would you design this?’
‘Well I would have one patient per centre randomised to active treatment and one to placebo.’
‘Good choice,
‘Well, hang on a minute
‘My point exactly. However, there is nothing in the proclivity score approach that requires us to put centre in the model because centre does not affect the probability of assignment. On the other hand centre does affect outcome and therefore it has to be in the model from the ANCOVA point of view.’
‘I begin to see your point but I think that there is something wrong. I’ll report back.’
He was as good as his word.
‘It seems that we were talking at cross-purposes,
‘This authority wouldn’t be an epidemiologist?’
‘Yes, how did you guess?’
‘Just a hunch.’